January 2012
44 posts
grannysmythe:
Quoth the raven.
“Ya nasty.”
FACT: When trans* people eat Girl Scout Cookies,...
FACT: When lesbians are within a 10 foot radius of...
factsaboutqueers:
Bisexual women can’t produce this sound, but they can hear it as well. They just can’t hear it as clearly as a lesbian can.
I suddenly see ourselves in the future, passing USB drives with episode downloads in alley ways wearing a trench coat and a hat.
He said 'I love you'
Oh, he said it and now my feet will never touch the ground again!
FACT: Unlike other humans, Asexuals have 93% of...
FACT: A lesbian's chest is actually that other...
FACT: When playing Pokémon, alternate-gendered...
Imagine Albus Severus coming out to Harry:
Albus: Dad, I’m…gay.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever known.
Albus: Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop.
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Albus: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew.
Albus: Dad, this response is really getting old.
Harry: TWO HEADMASTERS.
Albus: Yes, I get it, two hea—
Harry: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN.
Albus: Da—
Harry: THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM.
Just got my 4th tattoo.
thisismyscarletletter:
I am such a nerd.
BioShock anyone?
thisismyscarletletter.tumblr.com
reblog.
I love the term 'we're expecting' when talking...
because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.
Yeah, we’re expecting a baby
but it could be a velociraptor.
FACT: Bisexuality is merely a common misspelling...
